Thou Shalt Remember Sun Block
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Took the bike out to St. Augustine with Yeni and Richard Armstrong yesterday. Started out as a late afternoon ride (left Gainesville at 1pm) after Yeni and I had finished some work at the bakery.
Continue Reading »Niagara Falls Tight Rope Thoughts
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So, first let me say that I couldn’t do it. I’m sure I would have fallen within the first 20 feet. That being said… Something about having a tether on makes the tight rope crossing of Niagara Falls less impressive for me.
Here’s the real kicker — he was forced to wear the safety tether.
There’s something about accomplishing something at the risk of death that makes it, well “death defying.” Conversely, accomplishing a dangerous feat while knowing that you will not die… is not death defying.
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This Town Needs an Enema
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Before I get started on why this town needs an enema, let me state (for the record) that Jack Nicholson as the joker is pure money. Amazing. Also, yes I think Christian Bale is a great Batman — but Michael Keaton rocked. Just saying.
But I digress… this post is really about money. Real money. Real debt. Real dollars. Real Assholes.
Continue Reading »Taxes on my Taxes
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So, yesterday I got my electricity bill and it was a little over 180 bucks. It’s Gainesville and hot, so I expected a decently high electricity bill. Add air conditioning with more cooking (and a bunch of hot showers) and $180 is expected.
Of course, my real electricity bill is $150. There was $30 in taxes.
Continue Reading »Kamailio Consulting
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There are some great consultants to help you with Kamailio— I just happen to be one of them. =) =)
In all seriousness, if you’re looking to implement or integrate Kamailio into your network, give me a call. Or, for more information click here.
Continue Reading »Florida First Credit Union Phishing Attack
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So, today at work I got a call on my cell from a blocked number. I normally don’t answer blocked numbers, but for some reason I did. Anyway, text-to-speech engine identifies itself as Florida First Credit Union and that my credit card was suspended. I hung up.
I honestly assumed this was a legit call. You see, I recently changed my cell phone to AT&T and get a few calls a week for the former owner. Then, about an hour or so later, Yeni gets a call on her cell from 377-372-5939. She didn’t recognize the number (and also gets a few wrong numbers) and handed me the phone.
Continue Reading »La madre degli imbecili è sempre incinta.
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aka my favorite Italian proverbs.
La madre degli imbecili è sempre incinta.
Translated (loosely): The mother of imbeciles is always pregnant. There’s never going to be a shortage of idiots.
Continue Reading »Blogged: Why we love Square
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Check it out on Dream Day Cakes®:
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