This Town Needs an Enema
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Before I get started on why this town needs an enema, let me state (for the record) that Jack Nicholson as the joker is pure money. Amazing. Also, yes I think Christian Bale is a great Batman — but Michael Keaton rocked. Just saying.
But I digress… this post is really about money. Real money. Real debt. Real dollars. Real Assholes.
Continue Reading »Taxes on my Taxes
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So, yesterday I got my electricity bill and it was a little over 180 bucks. It’s Gainesville and hot, so I expected a decently high electricity bill. Add air conditioning with more cooking (and a bunch of hot showers) and $180 is expected.
Of course, my real electricity bill is $150. There was $30 in taxes.
Continue Reading »Kamailio Consulting
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There are some great consultants to help you with Kamailio— I just happen to be one of them. =) =)
In all seriousness, if you’re looking to implement or integrate Kamailio into your network, give me a call. Or, for more information click here.
Continue Reading »Florida First Credit Union Phishing Attack
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So, today at work I got a call on my cell from a blocked number. I normally don’t answer blocked numbers, but for some reason I did. Anyway, text-to-speech engine identifies itself as Florida First Credit Union and that my credit card was suspended. I hung up.
I honestly assumed this was a legit call. You see, I recently changed my cell phone to AT&T and get a few calls a week for the former owner. Then, about an hour or so later, Yeni gets a call on her cell from 377-372-5939. She didn’t recognize the number (and also gets a few wrong numbers) and handed me the phone.
Continue Reading »La madre degli imbecili è sempre incinta.
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aka my favorite Italian proverbs.
La madre degli imbecili è sempre incinta.
Translated (loosely): The mother of imbeciles is always pregnant. There’s never going to be a shortage of idiots.
Continue Reading »Blogged: Why we love Square
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Check it out on Dream Day Cakes®:
Continue Reading »Bank of America
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For some mistaken reason, one of my business credit cards uses Bank of America. The twitter version? My card number is used fraudulently almost 4 times/year.
Continue Reading »Meet Gary
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Chocolate Cake, Oh Yes.
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Growing up, my mom did something amazing every time the school year ended. On the last day of school, when I walked into the door, a layered cake would greet me. As most normal kids, my usual cake was a single-tiered cake with frosting on top. Special birthdays might have a two-layered cake with the thinest of thin layers of frosting separating them. But this was different.
Continue Reading »Juanes… Muevete!
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My wife and her family loves Juanes. Don’t get me wrong… La Camisa Negra is one of the greatest songs ever. But, as good as you think you are… until you’ve sang on Sesame Street, you haven’t truly made it.
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